When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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