Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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