The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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