You smell like stripper and shame
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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