Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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