so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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