She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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