Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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