I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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