Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
nutella sex= disaster
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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