He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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