I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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