are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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