A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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