He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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