do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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