He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he puts the penis in happiness.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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