She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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