Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
