just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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