WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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