Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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