I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
And then my night got REAL pukey
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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