I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
