have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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