it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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