all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
This house was built for laser tag.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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