It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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