i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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