just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Congratulations! We have a period
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