So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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