they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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