this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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