I wish i was in the wii world.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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