We're like a lot better than the average bears
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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