all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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