why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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