i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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