You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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