Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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