Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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