I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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