I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
You can't motorboat a personality
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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