i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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