ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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