he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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