Ambien. No doubt about it.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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