she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you traded sex for a burrito?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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