So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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