Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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