it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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