I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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