Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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