he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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