dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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