We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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