Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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