You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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